Tonight is the premier of the newest season of one of the most annoying and intriguing TV shows I’ve ever seen. That show, my friends is America’s Next Top Model. The ads for it on MySpace.com and the CW’s website have the new cast of hopefuls and one Tyra Banks bikini clad and in a jungle setting. Either these ladies are made of nylon or someone got overzealous with the median noise filter in Photoshop. SNORT SNORT
No matter what cover I try, I always blow it. I love this show. I don’t know Tyra as a person, but I don’t much care for her character on this show. One minute she’s very sisterly with the models contestants and then the next at the judging panel she’s completely ruff and tuff with her slicked down far from afro-puffs locks. It’s the whispery tone of “in my hand I have your photos, and one of you will have to go home” part that makes me want to throw up on my gear bag and never take another photo again.
The fun part of the show for me is you guessed it, the photography. Behind the scenes photo sets aren’t the easiest to find because a lot of photographers are so secretive. Here, we get to see the light setups among all the catfights and tears and occasional prints. It would be great if they made an America’s Next Top Model setup, exif, post-processing show. Some of those photos are truly awesome considering the crap that’s going on outside of the shoot itself. I’ve wondered how the set operates withing the video set of the guys shooting the show. Surely there are problems with the hot lights the videographers are using spilling into the monolights the still photogs are using. That being said, I wonder if the photos are shot after the video crew gets there footage. That seems like a lot of extra time and effort though.
Ah…reality TV and the mysteries of it.
-JG